Only Violent Femmes fans will get this. My apologies to them.
(You sort of have to fudge the scansion on this.)
On the tenth day of Christmas, I'll take, 'cause they'll hurt me,
Ten for everything,
Nine for a lost god,
Eight, I forge-et,
Seven no tomorrow,
Six for my sorrow,
Fiiiive foooor myyyy loooooone-ly!
Four for my headaches,
Three for my heartache,
Two for my family,
A-and one, ca-ause you-ou left me!